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Oh Say Can You See Or Of Blindfolds and Snark
Nakai/Kimura | R | 2,254 words

Wrote this badboy for the jekinkmeme, found it again while trolling through my unfinished stuff and figured I might as well post it. But SERIOUSLY. Why do I write so much 2top? They need to stop it with their dynamic ~~obviously not really.~~

( The keys are still in the ignition and the headlights are hot on the back of his knees )

Current Mood: oh 2top, why so appealing?
Current Music: Mr.Children - tsuyogari | Powered by Last.fm

So I wrote three drabbles on my phone during the boring parts of a wedding last night. I always get the most ideas for other fic when I'm struggling over a one-shot. ;AA;

( S&M - Nakai/Goro )

( Message Sent - Tsuyoshi/Shingo )

( Probabilities - Nakai/Kimura )

Current Mood: listless
Current Music: Lionel Richie - Say You, Say Me | Powered by Last.fm

Chew or I Chews You
Nakai/Kimura | PG | 100 words

( Nakai's ear burns when the taller man touches his elbow )

Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: MONKEY MAJIK - SAKURA | Powered by Last.fm

We Paint Dreams Behind Our Eyes
Nakai/Shingo | PG | 2,267 words

Belated X'SMAP gift for

faiee. Not only is this belated but I was having so much trouble with it too. I'm sorry, bb! You deserve waaaaay better but I knew I wanted to write you a 'fic and I thought this would be the best opportunity and I hope I didn't screw it up too much. I don't even think I can use the excuse this is my first satasma. DD:

DESPITE AAAAALL OF THIS, I LOVE YOU THROUGH & THROUGH AND THINK YOU'RE THE BEST AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT ~~CRAPPILY WRITTEN 'FIC OR NOT~~. 8DD Thank you for always being around to flail ~~fail~~ with and writing fucking amazing 'fic yourself and for being a constant (despite the fact we've both been so busy this year) whether it's fandom or anything else--you're just always there. You rock my socks and my bed too and you're the only person I'd give Nakai-baby to without a second thought. ILU LIKE WOMEN LOVE KIMURA.<44

( Things don’t always go as planned; Nakai knows that, he’s looking at it in his kitchen right now; lumbering with a grace that shouldn’t be there. )

Current Mood: blah
Current Music: Ninomiya Kazunari - Niji | Powered by Last.fm

I Think We Hit A Wall
Nakai/Kimura~~/Beanie~~ | NC-17

I swear, weeks ago I started this with the intention of actual plot, now I just feel dirty. Srsly tell me I wrung emotions out of this somewhere.

( Kimura lifts an unsteady hand and pushes the fringe of his beanie back from Nakai’s brow )

Current Mood: surprised
Current Music: 박효신 - Hurricane | Powered by Last.fm

Frosted Flakes
Shingo/Kimura | PG

Birthday 'fic for

25lalalee36! I hope it's all right? Hahah, I tried not to overthink it (because that's when I start second guessing and things go down the drain) and just went with the idea that ShinTaku's your OTP. It's always the thought that counts, right? I hope ;DD It was a lot of fun though and again, HAPPY VAGINAL ESCAPE! You totally deserve more, srsly, but it's the least I could do.

( HBD! )

Current Mood: embarrassed
Current Music: SMAP - Minna Hitotsu ja nai no da!? ( みんな1人じゃないのだ!? ) | Powered by Last.fm

We Are SMAP!
Kimura/Nakai, SMAP | PG | Part 3

( Nakai chooses to ignore the question by stretching his arm out the door and around the corner. )

We Are SMAP!
Kimura/Nakai, SMAP | PG | Part 2

( “Shingo, stop’it. Kimura’s having sex with me first.” )

We Are SMAP!
Kimura/Nakai, SMAP | PG | Part 1

Moar 2TOP? I think so. This is completely inspired by a 'fic I read about, I'd say, two years ago. I started this in the summer, well, just the general gist and wrote the whole thing yesterday. This is entirely silly and out of whack for the most part, but I like that.

( When Nakai suggests laser beams from his ass for the fifth time, Kimura decides to call it a night. )

Something Like But Not Exactly
Kimura/Nakai | PG-13 | Part 2

( Goro swats Shingo with the itinerary when he tries to steal Kimura’s seat )

Current Music: SMAP's Dynamite

Something Like But Not Exactly
Nakai/Kimura | PG-13 | Part 1

Another one-shot that has to be split into parts. LJ? I don't like you sometimes. This came out of nowhere a week ago and I was planning on just making it a drabble (the idea kept bugging me), but then it took matters into its own hands and evolved into this. I love 2TOP—SMAP in general.

( Kimura can’t stand it anymore and he pulls Nakai’s beanie completely off, stuffing it under the cushion )

Current Music: SMAP's This Is Love

The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay
Tsuyoshi/Kimura | PG-13 | Part 6

( tough love could only go so far—even if everything about this was tough and completely consistent with love )

Current Music: SMAP's GAIA Ni Onegai

The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay
Tsuyoshi/Kimura | PG-13 | Part 5

( he’s dressed in sweat pants and a too-long-for-him tee that says TYRE LIKE COFFEE LOVE )

Current Music: SMAP's GAIA Ni Onegai

The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay
Tsuyoshi/Kimura | PG-13 | Part 4

( he’s a wimp and no one knows it better than him )

Current Music: SMAP's GAIA Ni Onegai

The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay
Tsuyoshi/Kimura | PG-13 | Part 3

( if Kimura wasn’t on set he’d probably be kicking a wall or pulling his hair out of pure fear )

Current Music: SMAP's Hajimari no Uta

The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay
Tsuyoshi/Kimura | PG-13 | Part 2

( his smile faded into a low chuckle that settled in Kimura’s stomach like he settled into the seat )

Current Music: SMAP's Hajimari no Uta

The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay
Tsuyoshi/Kimura | PG-13 | Part 1

( all Shingo could do was grin a grin that was made up of meat, mayonnaise, and love )

Current Music: SMAP'S Hajimari no Uta

Squeaky Clean
Shingo/Goro | PG-13
I found this badboy while rummaging around my documents. I completely forgot about it! I have nothing to lose by posting it and I remember I was trying to go with something completely different but then all of a suddenly ShinGoro decided to take it out of my hands. I'm still planning on writing another one-shot with my original plan someday, hahah.

( “I don’t get a single thing clean when you’re around. You know that.” )

Current Music: SMAP's GAIA Ni Onegai

Drawing the Line
Ohno/Aiba | PG-13
Ohno likes to think he'll draw the line at kissing first thing in the morning from here on out.

( Sleeping-dreaming Aiba who has nothing to lose but his socks every time he comes over. )

Current Music: Justin Bieber's One Time (Acoustic Ver.)

Title: Out of Convenience
Author: dictionarysays
Genre: AU, Romance, and Humour
Length: Multi-chaptered
Chapter: 3.2
Pairing(s): Ohmiya, Sakuraiba, and (mentioned) Matsumiya
Rating: PG-13 generally, sometimes R
Disclaimer: I don't own Arashi at this point in time, I merely fawn over them from afar. 10, 482.26 kilometres to be exact.
Summary: It's not every day that your stupid roommate (see: Aiba Masaki) forgets to pay the rent.
Previous Chapters: 1.1, 1.2, 2, 3.1

( “I’d rather live with you, no matter what—even if it meant never talking to Sho again.” )

Current Music: Angela Aki's Kagayaku Hito

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Entries tagged with genre: romance

(SMAP) Oh say you can see Or of blindfolds and snark

Weddings that overuse dry ice are the best

(SMAP) Chew or I Chews You

(SMAP) We Paint Dreams Behind Our Eyes

(SMAP) I Think We Hit A Wall

(SMAP) Frosted Flakes

(SMAP) We Are SMAP! (Part 3)

(SMAP) We Are SMAP! (Part 2)

(SMAP) We Are SMAP! (Part 1)

(SMAP) Something Like But Not Exactly (Part 2)

(SMAP) Something Like But Not Exactly (Part 1)

(SMAP) The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay (Part 6)

(SMAP) The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay (Part 5)

(SMAP) The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay (Part 4)

(SMAP) The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay (Part 3)

(SMAP) The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay (Part 2)

(SMAP) The Month Kimura Nearly Threw His Phone into Tokyo Bay (Part 1)

(SMAP) Squeaky Clean

(Arashi) Drawing the Line

Out of Convenience — Chapter 3.2

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