I Resisted The Urge To Write About Nakai Again In The Title aka Icons FTW

[dictionarysays]

There's 47 SMAP icons in this alone. That was not my original intention.



/HIGHLY APPARENT BIASES FTW

ALSO. I've officially made over 1000 icons with this batch. I don't know if I should be ecstatic or extremely disappointed with myself for the lack of life (clearly).

So, just credit  any icons you take back to me (credit: dictionarysays ) and as long as you don't hot-link and use any of these badboys as bases, all is pretty good. :DD

P.S. If you'd like to sate my curiousity (BECAUSE CURIOUSITY NEVER KILLED THE CAT--IT WAS THE ANESTHESIA), letting me know which numbers you take would be ridiculously awesome as well, hahah.

PREVIEW




Big Bang

01	02	03	04	05
06	07	08	09	010
011	012	013	014

SHINee

015	016	017	018	019
020	021	022	023	024
025	026	027	028

Super Junior

029	030	031	032	033
034	035	036	037

Arashi

038	039	040	041	042
043	044	045	046	047
048	049	050	051	052
053	054	055	056	057
058

Kanjani∞

059	060	061	062	063
064	065	066	067	068
069	070	071	072	073
074	075	076

SMAP

077	078	079	080	081
082	083	084	085	086
087	088	089	090	091
092	093	094	095	096
097	098	099	100	101
102	103	104	105	106
107	108	109	110	111
112	113	114	115	116
117	118	119	120	121
122

And because I need to use my 50+ gifs somewhere:



/NAKAI IS THE SHIT AND HE KNOWS IT
/FLAILS AND POINTS AT HIS TINY LITTLE SMILE-THING AT THE END

Comments

[dictionarysays.livejournal.com]

/HAS ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND, VERY, VERY SUCCESSFULLY

The world makes way more sense now, hahah. And srsly! We're made for each other if that's the case (I've been uber fortunate to make friends in similiar fandoms who type a lot too--IT'S FANTASTIC). I can reply to a sentence with a wall of words, I swear. It's bad but good but even better when it's with someone else who does the same because then you don't feel bad, ne? Hahah. Suhweet. We shall fuel each other's long-comments-ability. :DD

Dood! I will totally SMAP-vert you if it's the last thing I do. And Eito-vert you too, from the looks of it. Eito is Kanjani8 by the way, you've probably heard of 'em at least, since Ryo's in Kanjani too. If not? Get ready for an exciting adventure into their land~~

Hahah, that's the thing about Nakai-kun! He's not even my bias (Shingo-chan is), but he's just so much adork and cute and funny that I can't help but flail about him too. /THINKS FOR A BIT I'll have to devise a proper plan to introduce you to the world that is SMAP as opposed to forcing it down like your throat like my cousin claims I'm doing with her, hahah (for the record though, she totally does the same, so it's give & take). xDD

Sho's faces are not only epic but he's a chipmunk (FACT & FACT). And ohgod. When he laughs? I'm PRETTY SURE babies are made.

Example:
(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=Yamadorksgif.gif)

I couldn't resist making this gif a while back--mostly because it's Ohno&Sho (YAMA-PAIR FTW) and look'it Sho's laugh and Oh-chan's smug! /GUH

AND YES. JOHNNY'S IN GENERAL DEFY LOGIC AS IF E DOESN'T EQUAL MC SQUARED.

I also came to the decision a long time ago that they'd all been injected with the fountain of youth when they were young and that's why no one looks their age. Okay, I lied. Except for Leader (TOKIO). But he's just so much cute that it doesn't even matter.

Mm! I'm terrified that all the Jr.'s from here on out are going to particularly effeminate and short and annoying and srsly, srsly, do I need to pick you midgets up?. It's ridiculous. Sure, they're cute, but the more I see them, the less cute and the more MECHA-MENDOKUSAI!! Hahah, geez, I swear I'm not bitter, I just wish they'd grow up already is all. xDD And yes, even though I find them annoying, some of their stuff has to be catchy, wtf. Johnny's music is clearly brain-washing stuff, they can make anything good. If SMAP sung the phonebook, I'd spoon that song up like it was about something meaningfull.

Hahah, and yup. SMAP in front on the next batch will be all thanks to you. :DD

Thank god for the GHEY that is Johnny's Entertainment. I always srsly wonder though, who is actually gay in Johnny's? Besides Johnny the pedo' (which isn't even gay, he's just uber creepy). I mean, there HAS to be some who're gay right? Not that they'd admit it. They'd be shunned for life and just, guh, so sad. DD: But intriguing all the same.

Hahahah, oh Neen and his brain-imploding attractiveness. It's even better because he's such a meanie (in the best of ways) and a cheapskate and he was voted Arashi member people would want to be stranded on an island the LEAST with. Hilarious.

Even though you and I both know that result doesn't reflect YOUR opinion in the least

[spiralyte.livejournal.com]

LONG COMMENTS FTW!

I love writing. Therefore I shall and can (not necessarily in that order) bomb you with outstanding (and sometimes not) standing vocabulary. And when that fails, there's always "Uh-rash-ee" and sexy men too sexy for words (not always in separate categories). D-uh. What fun this will be. xD

Oooooo, so Eito's lyke a nickname for Kanjani8? I CL~ (Muhahahaha! Korean band puns ftw) Yes, I know Kanjani, Ohkura's MM MM GOOD! for me. (What a cute smile that man has, with or without Johnny). I look forward and backward to the thrusting of SMAP into my life. It's already filled with ecchi, might as well fling in more. (At your expense, woo cha)

ROTFLMPSSO ! (Rolling on the floor laughing my pink sexy socks off.. And my socks are um, purple). Sho makes babies without intercourse! SIGN OF A JOHNNY'S GOD. I know when he laughs my trachea shifts to somehow constrict my throat in a very supernatural way and restricts of teh speaking abilities... My heart drops into my small intestine, which can't be healthy, anatomic-wise and that sheez. That .gif is love, 'cause all Sakutoshi .gifs are, 'cause-they're-so-rare-omgggosssssh and uh, DUH, you catalogued my favorite moment of the Making of Love Rainbow. "Nanairo no FREEZE 'CAUSE THERE'S ANGELS PRESENT AND THEY DEMAND ATTENTION." With tinkling laughs and cutesy ghey hand signs. (With or without makeup, si-ree-us-lee. 'Cause you know it's there, whether you think they're ghey or not.)

I never understood that theorem anyways. D: All I knows Albert-y ain't got no shiznits on Stormy. ('Cause they make Storm, as if it wasn't obvious) xD

LOL. Your theory's not too different from mine. I think Johnny cryogenically freezes them to keep them young - the reason Jin went wrong, oops, Troll, as I like to call him, is 'cause he was teh first experiment and it went like total nasty shiz. Was Ryo bad. (Not Ryo bad, 'cause Ryo's Ryo good, but you must understand.)If I've offended leh KAT-TUN fan that you may be (though it doesn't seem it, 'cause KAT-TUN is as scarce in your icons as common sense is in Aiba), I ish sorry. *bows*

SERIOUSLY. You quote Nagase grrl. (I loved him in IWGP, he's so smexical!) xD Lawling my arse off over heres with your too funny comments. We shall be good friends, we shall. I foresee great spasms in the future. *is totally a crystal-ball reader*

SMAP deserve no less, dear. No less. *cue Psycho theme to play*

You're not alone, my deliciously awesome new cybernetic friend ! There have got to be some ghey ones, and I'd bet all my life I know at least three. >.>.. We all have our theories... (Very, berry intriguing.)

Brain imploding ajfll nqwpqw[pqqpw keysmash deserving HAWTness that defies all barbecue and Chilean picante sauces ! It's 'cause he's so wickedly mysterious like he doesn't want you to know what he's really about, but then, oh WAIT, that's just Neen. The bratty sexy is too attractive to resist, yet he's young and immature and ohsofaieen. >//<

HahaHA, so early in the game and you already know me so well~ >D I remember that HnA episode. He might abandon me like a little biyatch, but at the end of the day, he's a male (I hope so!) and I'm a female (I hope I know so?) and we all have undeniable needs. (Plus Ohno won't be around so he'll have no choice; better suck it up)..Suck what? >xP

[dictionarysays.livejournal.com]

READING YOUR COMMENT TOOK ME MUCH LONGER THAN IT SHOULD'VE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN THE QUIET STUDY AREA OF THE LIBRARY FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS NOW AND I LEGITIMATELY BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER NEARLY 5000 TIMES BECAUSE OF THIS SO I HAD TO STOP, LOOK AT MY STATISTIC NOTES BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LESS FUNNY THAN STATS (WAY TO RUIN THE MOOD FTW), CATCH MY BREATH, THEN CONTINUE READING THIS.

TRANSLATION? CURSE YOU AND YOUR FUNNIES! I DON'T NEED PEOPLE IN THE CUBICLES NEXT TO ME THINKING I'M WEIRDER THAN I ACTUALLY AM.

/CAPSLOCK DONE
/FOR NOW
/dundundun

Hahahah, but srsly. It was ridiculous! If I didn't enjoy long comments and funny more than I liked breathing, I'd hate you HA. xDD

Ohman, this is going to be great. Only a handful of people on my list do I manage to hold ridiculously long-comment-convo's with and I treasure that nearly as much as I treasure JE's existence, so srsly. This is the start of an epic friendship. /YOSH

Hahah, should I whack you over the head with Kimchi for the 2NE1 (right? right?) pun? xDD Ooh, a Tacchon fan, huh? He's a downright cutie and sex god. His face is the thing of legend, like, actually. He makes the same I'm too sexy for this globe face in everything and ILOVEIT. He's also the sexiest thing (next to Kimura in the rain) when he's playing his drums. Ohkura flailings aside, though, Subaru's my K8 bias fo' sho'. I have a thing for perverts apparently. And c'mon, his voice, hands down the best sounding thing in all of Johnny's (and his smile? HELLO HEAVESNS & THE EARTH--cutest/adorablest/sweetest/greatest thing on this side of the universe--it's been proven to cure cancer, swear).

SMAP will most certainly be thrust into your life (I'll make sure to make it as concensual as possible, btw)--booyakasha!.

Admit it. When you saw that gif and Sho'munk laughed your ovaries tingled. Fuck spidey senses, Sho's fathered billions of unborn babies at this rate. AND YES. LR MAKING OF WAS FULL OF SO MUCH MEMBER-AI, I had to nearly run myself into a bus afterwards to make sure I wasn't dreaming. Mm! Yama is an adorkable pair and I miss AnS for reasons like them (Sho/Ohno/Food OTP ran my life during that huge span of time). They're also the mama & faja of Storm, so love for them must be appropriately distributed, even though Matsujun is tooooootally the mom.

Sorry, Albert, but you're deemed COMPLETELY unnecessary in a world where Johnny's exist. As is English grammar too apparently (if their lyrics have anything to say about it), because Engrish is the talk of the town nowadays.

Srsly, make fun of Jin as much as you want, hahah. He never really charmed me (although I've been told he was cute in earlier KAT-TUN days), I only got to know him during his more recent douche-a-la-bag phase, so, I have no problem. I also SRSLY think he needs to stop trying to work hats that clearly don't suit him at all--leave that to Nakai-kun, plz&thx. Nakai could work a dead penguin as a hat, all truths. /MAKES YOU UNBOW

Hahah, wait. I quoted Nagase? When? Where? /HUMS (I have wanted to see IWGP for so long now! I think I've spoiled myself for the majority of it but I couldn't resist screencaps and pic spams and dearlard it looks fucked and hilarious and Nagase be lookin' mmMM in it too--BONUS) It clearly means something if we BOTH foresee ridiculously awesome spasms of laughter caused in the future. Unless they jinx it and we're both so screwed but I'm going to think positive, pray to the Johnny gods (sometimes I like to believe Kimura-kun is god and Ohno is jeebus (I wanted to make Nino jesus but there's no way in hell he'd sacrifice himself for the rest of humanity so Oh-chan's the martyr for now)); everything'll be all right xDD

EXCEEDING CHARACTER LIMIT FTW

[dictionarysays.livejournal.com]

/I EXCEED FAR TOO OFTEN

That's the thing about the ghey-guessing-game (alliteration ftw? YOU KNOW IT!)--I'm pretty sure it blurs the line of who I want to be gay (Ohmiya anyone?) and who I think is legit' ghey (... Matsujun on his good days... FORGIVE ME JE!). We'll have to wait 'til they're 80 and not idols to find the real truth (except I kinda' want uh-rash-ee & SMAP to stay idols forever&ever /IS BAD).

The Neen is that sexy that we can actually find different words to say the same thing (TOOSEXYFORHISPANTS--CAN I HELP HIM TAKE THEM OFF?!) for the last, what, 8 posts now? Madness!. But oh-so-good. His mysteriousness is totally part of it too and the fact you just know he's not telling you everything (in terms of EVERYTHING)--keeps us coming back for more, goddamnit.

I'd also like to add (since the Neen is taking control of far too much of my imagination right about now), Aibaka has been gorgeous since day one. Like srsly. He never had an awkward stage! Sure, he's still gangly but everything else was ALWAYS IN PLACE. AND IN A GOOD PLACE TOO.

Hahahah! I hope I never end up on an island stranded with you two (for one, I'd rather not battle to the death for his majesty (see: Neener) and two, I just don't want to be around for the things you'll most certainly make him do xDDD). I'll take me an Ohno and a fishing pole (I swear that pole would strictly be used for fishing... for the most part... maybe... okay, lied... /GUTTERBRAIN

[spiralyte.livejournal.com]

In the words of the immortally insatiable Peter Griffin:

"OMG!! You are SO fxcking funny! FXCK YOU for being so funny. OH GOD."

Ahem. I mean that in the BEST possible way. La-DUH.

Weeell, I had a laugh attack out loud (thankfully, at home, nowhere in public where people would question my sanity, 'cause let's face it, my family knows I'm crazy, omgggosssh) too, hence the slightly endearing but mostly insulting (endearing) comment/quotation above. Now if my heart drops into my small intestine, it won't be Sho's fault.

IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT. D< (Can you feel the rue? It has been assimilated.)

D: D: D:

Was that an Ohno pun? Was that... an Ohno pun? (Even if it wasn't, hahahahahaha, OHman!) xD Epic friendship. I think it goes beyond that, so seriously; like, transcending the pedophilia of Johnny H. Kitagawa, so seriously... It.. It goes much farther than Ohmiya love ! (Holy SHIT, did she just go there?)

Um, yes. The fxck I did.

Ya, ya, 2NE1 (wtH, I don't even listen to anything Korean other than what-used-to-be-DBSK) and PLZZ DUN HIT MEH. D: I know it's virtually impossible for me to meet the devil - I mean Nino - but don't keel ma chances !!!!! (Plus a barrel of kimchi'd literally kill me, and then where would you be conversation/public-library-statistic-studying-hating-cubicle-sanity-measuring wise?)

Ooooooh. A swear. Impressive. *nods* I only recently became a Tadayoshi fan, so I's like "WHOA" at his sexiness, but Subaru's a total bad-ass. (Pervert? HELLO, Nino aside, look at TegoGod. DE-mands sadistic foreplay. UM. And he's the youngest?) Suba-chan's NO perv. He pales in comparison.

Woo, consensualism ! A word that doesn't exist in Ninomiya's vocabulary. WHOOPS. There I goes again ! xDDDD

MatsuMommy, yatta~ (Hmm, who fathered Arashi with him/her? Oh-chan? Aiba's too innocent. Nino's too.. Eh, doesn't have enough balls to produce all of Arashi... Might need some big ones like Sho's, but since he's afraid of heights, not to mention the animalistic nature, kind of takes away from the overall epic ball standard..)

ARASHI'S FATHER MUST BE JOHNNY. HOLY SH***********T. He exploited MatsuJun. No wonder he has leh eyebrow complex !!!!!!(Seriously, Johnny has WAY too much time - ahem, ecchiness - on his hands. TAKE IT AWAY.)

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY - wait. Is you spying on me? Is that what it is? You spying on me? OH HELLZ NAW. You better show yourself... I's have to lure you out. (And actually, there was more than tingling going on - with a face like that (a body a chipmunk would worship and store nuts in; not that there aren't plenty there already) anyone would magically and earth-defyingly produce a baby, just out of nowhere. It's just TEH LAW.
Dun question it. (We all know what happened to the Troll as a consequence of defying the law.)

D:

You've been told... But you know that it's the most blasphemous lie you've ever heard... You knows it, deep down in the heart, just like you know Nakai dominates. (And I know you know I know Nino knows I know you know that that's true.) ;D

OMG NAKAI WEARING HATS IS THE BOMB. I wish I could see him in a pioneer hat, 'cause that's just... That's just hair-pull material. Lyke, inject my face with Botox plz 'cause seeing Nakai-kun in that hat will permanently put my face in an awkwardly pleased condition, and lyke, DUH, changing it would be HORROR to Nakai. In all honesties.

Dead penguins as hats = suggestion that should so be made for the next Arashi concerts. They could wear them in tandem with the transparent debut exploitation devices - I mean, outfits. :D (Not that they'd rock them any better than Nakai, LEH DUH. But he could say he conceived them.) :D

SERIOUSLY. CHARACTER LENGTHS WTF.

[spiralyte.livejournal.com]

Yes you did, ho hum. His catchphrase is like totally "That'ssofuckingannoyinggetoutofmyFACE" in that series. It was badass, being that little Pi was in it (pre-pubescent Pi ftw!). Not to mention the lovely Afro dude whose name escapes me that was in Kisarazu Cat's Eye with leh Bambi-Sho - what the FXCK is up with Sho and references to aminals???? Aw, Sho as a deer.. *cricket*

In all seriousness though, he makes a cameo appearance in the SP along with his kitty thieving friends - OMG THIEVING JOHNNYS *commits suicide* - and his cheeks are extra chipmunk-squishable! Mutant cryogenic experimentation? Johnny, you fiend!

If you want to watch (and you'll die if you don't, 'cause you WILL) I'd be happy to direct you to a link. :)

The spasms have begun... Quick, oxygen !!! *cries out for Nino before slowly flailing to death in a flowery, ghey manner* Nuuuuuuuu~

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Lmfao, Nino as Jesus. Ya know, I think he WOULD sacrifice hisself, just so there'd be no denying in all the world that Nino is the savior. Can you believe in his Jweb, he once wrote - and I quote the Neen:

"God, why did you make me such a perfect person?"

If he's not too full of himself to empty his sexy body of the soul which he totally masturbates over - Ohno's just a cover - then he'd appreciate everyone totally bowing down to him for all eternity. 'Cause he's totally narcissistic like that, that demon brat child. Some live it when they're 5, Nino's experiencing it as a 27 year old. Ya can't complain 'cause he brings you fanservice.



COMEBACKS FTW



And a little bit of this 'cause everyone needs it:



Oh~ Yeah. Everything's just peachy. x3

SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS. SRSLY.

[dictionarysays.livejournal.com]

Any comment that begins with a Peter Griffin quote is a telling sign of the awesome-ness that's about to appear before me (or something as equally fantastic as that).

I can admit to not being the biggest fan of FG, mostly because my brother is obsessed with it meaning he talks about it all the time, shit gets overboard and I can't stand it anymore. Hahah, but srsly, it had good points; the references were so not for children. Hell, even I had to wiki people after an episode or two.

But WTH. Stopping. If I keep going I'll digress (even more) from JE (and exceed characters--shit) and that's the LAST thing I'd ever want to do. /FISTPUMP

Um, you used the word 'rue'. AND APPROPRIATELY.

For that, I must give you this

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=Kimurasbeachbod.gif)

What connection Kimura's fine body has to any of this, I don't know, but I needed an excuse and I'll take whatever I can get--THAT, AND I mean, c'mon, it's Kim', if I can't recklessly use gifs like this, living life has lost any meaning.

/GOES OFF TO DROOL FOR A LITTLE BIT NOW

Hahaha! You know, I totally didn't mean it as an Ohno-pun but now I want it to be, so yes, yes, I constructed that sentence with wit in mind /HA

Dood. You definitely just went there. And this is what my face did when you proclaimed such an epic-friendship (because apparently my face is Sho's face Iwish)

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=ShoAH.gif)

I was actually ridiculously astounded I hadn't used this gif yet, especially since Sho's face was such a centerpiece of our convo' (always will be). I also reallyreally love how he goes from chipmunk to fat chipmunk in like, t-minus 2 seconds. He needs to srsly get in my pants.

Waitwaitwait. Is Tego actually as perverted as you claim or is this something in your wild fantasies? Because, I'm sorry, I've never understood how HE COULD BE SO CUTE. Like, wtf. Reasons like him make me want to know NEWS more. Hahah! And in terms of Nino's pervy-ness, because of Aiba's fascination with nipples, I like to keep him at the top (well, conversely, when compared amongst uh-rash-ee).

P.S. I srsly think this attempt at not being long-winded is going to UBER fail, which is awesome-cool on the one hand, bad for self-control skillz (skills? what skills?) on the other.

OHGOD. The idea of Johnny fathering Arashi? No, just. No. Way to scar me for life (I be sending you my therapy bills in the mail yo). I did really love the idea of Sho having big balls though, and see, he may not necessarily be the biological faja but he's most definitely the step-dad everyone thinks may as well be the real father because he's that awesome and who the hell's going to oppose that anyway?

We'll sic Aiba and his lanky limbs on anyone who tries.

Hahaha. Yes. Yes. /NODS SERIOUSLY Sho'munk law is the word, ain't no defying that shiz. You've also mentioned Sho's nuts twice (so far) and I'm thinking you have a thing for 'munks and their nuts in general (except we both know it's really just one specific 'munk and his nuts, tyvm).

I am stupendously certain, that somwhere, among all the old unsubbed and reallyreally raw Johnny's videos out there on the internetz and taped VHS', there's a clip of Nakai wearing a pioneer hat. He's worn everything else (okay fine, not dead penguins, but he's getting to it!), a pioneer hat would not be far off. /PICTURES BECAUSE THAT SHIT WOULD MAKE ANYONE'S LIFE

SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS SRSLY FAILED. SRSLY.

[dictionarysays.livejournal.com]

YOSH. Should we start an Arashi-must-wear-dead-penguin-hats-next-concert-or-die? (and by die it'll really just be code for dry-humping the life out of the five) petition. I think we could get the majority of the northern hemisphere to sign. And clearly Nakai would have to take some of the credit because he'd have us hung by our nipples if we did anything but.

Srsly, though. Johnny's costumes are created by the most epic of epic (I bet they don't even mean to be epic and it's sincere, 'we're trying to make them cool'--HA, how misguided by perfectly fine for us). Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't dare my worst enemy to wear any of those things, but, somehow, despite the glitter and the tassles and the sequins and the see-through (MM); they still manage to be hot. You're a true Johnny's if you can do that. :DD

The cast for the series looks crazy! Isn't Ken Watanabe in it too? Sho guest-stars?!. Um, why did no one notify me of this earlier? I will definitely be taking you up on that link-direction offer uber soon (if I do so now I won't get any work done--not that doing this is getting work done, BUT, it would be impolite to not respond as soon as possible so MANNERZ FTW).

Hahahahah! I'm srry. I actually died, went somewhere that was kinda' like heaven (except Nakai was manning the gates and he was being full-out ridiculous about not letting me in) and then came back down, thankfully, because the Neen's quote was just too hilarious, unbelievable and yet so believable at the same time. He TRULY said that? Honestly, anyone else and I'd be all, PFFFFFFFFT, but it's him, so all I can really do is titter and agree.

Also, as soon as I read that, I just knew this gif would be as relevant as relevant could get:

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=NinoGLITTERS.gif)

I BRING TO YOU, NEEBUS.

I've certainly been convinced in terms of Neenism, and mygod, you're spot on about the fan-service! I get the feeling if he were jesus, the fan-service would be so great, everything inside our pants would self-combust and I wouldn't regret a single thing because it would've been worth it (HOSHIT--YOUR OHMIYA--URF).

I don't have nearly as many Arashi-gifs as I'd like (ARASHI-GIF-MAKING-SPREE-COMING-SOON), but, I saved the best for last.

Your conclusion, srsly. If this were an English (Shogrish might be more apt) and I were the teacher, your Sho gif' would not only get an A+ for tying everything beautifully together but a nomination for Nobel Peace Prize (because yes, Sho's thrusts promote the making of love and not war--MORE IMPORTANTLY, is he offering to make love with each and every one of us?! dear god I hope so).

My face when I saw it was this:

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=Ohnocreepergif.gif)

Still is (ignore the fact my face is apparently both Sho & Ohno-like).

Re: SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS SRSLY FAILED. SRSLY.

[spiralyte.livejournal.com]

Seriously ! And anyone who doesn't sign will get Kimura to shove kimchi in their faces (or up their vaginas? Even if they're non-existent 'cause he's got Harry Potter skillz like that!) 'cause it's a pun like that and he be making them uber-scared plus be looking fine at the same time.

See what I did there. I know you did.

Reading your comment I was just about to say that ! How weird it is (in an alternate universe, all of this makes perfect sense WUT) that even though they be looking completely ridiculous their mothers would disown them (and their cats & dogs and the munks living down the streets in the trees) they still look sexy ! Them Japanese people love doing the mind-screw. (Just about as much as they love doing the androgynous-female-looking-hawt thing. And they do that a lot. Another thing that makes sense in alternate universe. WUT.)

ZOMG YOUR POLITENESS BLINDS ME *I has no .gifs to display but blankness FTW* That link is right here good sir/madam *ZOMG GENDER CONFUSION WUT*

www.instantz.net/japanese/jdrama/IWGP.html

(If the links are dead *Dead links ftl, even worse than small nuts* let me know. I be directing you to another link)

YES KEN WATANABE'S SEXY OLD MAN BODY *as sexy as Nakai? DEBATABLE* IS IN IT ! He's hilarious. xD

OMG and TEH NEEBUS both amuses and kills and makes everything sparkly and makes me fall-out-of-my-chair-laughing and still manages to look super-duper scrumdiddlyumptious ('cause Willy Wonka scars little children away/to the candy man) & smexylicious.

I hate him/love him/want him in my pants/shirt all the time. Damn him to all eternity for being such a pretty boy bastard.

Yes, he really did say that. DAMN NAKAI WHY YOU BEING SO HASTY YOU AIN'T GOLD

Sorry. He had to be reprimanded. D:

"if he were jesus, the fan-service would be so great, everything inside our pants would self-combust and I wouldn't regret a single thing because it would've been worth it"

The Peter Griffin comment ain't even worth it for this one. I absolutely hate/love trying not to laugh at three-thirty in the morning and sounding like a complete tard and having my insides self-destruct while all the laughter tries to escape somehow, someway *aHURM* 'cause it makes me seem so durf-ishly amazing and silly and YOU are the cause.

Like, a-duh. Why would I complain? DESTROY EVERYTHING IN MY VIRGINAL PANTS BOIS

Oh but thens I wouldn't be a virgin... Oh, my boyfriend would not like that.

But it's all for Neebus so I's dun give a shit. xPPP

Zomg, I love that gif. Seriously. *steals and hoards like nuts*

UHGENN. I would love to see leh Arashi .gifs. :D :D :D :D ('cause your graphics are awesome, uh, duh)

OMG YOU WANT TO KILL ME (apparently you do) PLEASE KILL ME ('cause all I want for Christmas are Sho's nuts/the thrustista in my pants/MatsuJun in my socks)

HOLY SHIT WHEN DID I GET SO PERVERTED - MatsuJun in my socks? - uh, duh, the moment I met Johnny's. :D :D :D :D :D :D

('Cause even indirect meeting is cause for death and love and all that other awesome stuff that comes in warnings on Lysol bottles but you ignore anyway 'cause hospital beds are just too alluring to stay away from - DUH they give you more peace & quiet to fantasize about Sho-munks and faces that don't belong to you and sexy old men who refuse to let you into something-like-heaven) WUT.

THAT GIF TAKES THE CAKE (it's more confused than I was when I watched Nino kiss Aiba ! And that shiz made me pretty confused.)

This:

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Then this:

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:'D

Re: SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS. SRSLY.

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OMGDZ I'S REPLYING WITH A NEW ICON WUTZ

Oh and also, this reply is lyk so late, but YOU KNOW WUTZ, I'm sure you don't mind 'cause I's can'tz just ditch you like dat, nuh-uh.

D:

The title for your comment made me shiz myself it was so funny. Naw, but in all seriousness, it was very. xD

ZOMG YOU HAVE IMPLEMENTED THE KIMURA BODY MIND EXPLOSION

*now goes into overdrive for lyk 5 minutes*

Wow. WHAT a ride.

Oh the Sho-munk makes me think ballz. And now I knows he's gots pretty big ones 'cause I be watching the HnA episode where Sho be doing the pull-ups. HOLEY CHEEZ-ITZ. If that 'munk doesn't hoard nuts, I dun know who hoards nutz.

(I wish I hoarded nutz) *ish slapped*

*dies laughing for just about an hour/the real reason she could not reply to this awesome comment for a whole month*

ZOMG. You'se figureds me's outz !!!! I must go into hiding now... OHNOES !

Bahaha, Ohno puns ftw. xD

We has no skillz. The same way NeenPeen can't resist Ohno-ban in bed and Aiba's obsession with aminals (squirrels in his pants?) and the Sho-munk with the nuts.. OhmyGAWD, MY BRAIN IS FRIED.

How many times has it been now with the nuts? Man, I really needz me a good Sho icon to illustrate all this nutzness.

You know what I be doing with them therapy bills? I be ripping them up and feeding them to my MUNK. OH jess. He be feeling the therapy bills coming out his booteh in the most uncomfortable way.

Most. Uncomfortable.

(More uncomfortable than the Sho-munk and his big, fat nuts?) Oh, yes.

Much. more. than that.

But not much more than Nakai wearing anything-hats. Even munks. Even really big fat squirrel nut munks. (z'okay, sumbudy stop me!) x3