I Resisted The Urge To Write About Nakai Again In The Title aka Icons FTW

[dictionarysays]

There's 47 SMAP icons in this alone. That was not my original intention.



/HIGHLY APPARENT BIASES FTW

ALSO. I've officially made over 1000 icons with this batch. I don't know if I should be ecstatic or extremely disappointed with myself for the lack of life (clearly).

So, just credit  any icons you take back to me (credit: dictionarysays ) and as long as you don't hot-link and use any of these badboys as bases, all is pretty good. :DD

P.S. If you'd like to sate my curiousity (BECAUSE CURIOUSITY NEVER KILLED THE CAT--IT WAS THE ANESTHESIA), letting me know which numbers you take would be ridiculously awesome as well, hahah.

PREVIEW




Big Bang

01	02	03	04	05
06	07	08	09	010
011	012	013	014

SHINee

015	016	017	018	019
020	021	022	023	024
025	026	027	028

Super Junior

029	030	031	032	033
034	035	036	037

Arashi

038	039	040	041	042
043	044	045	046	047
048	049	050	051	052
053	054	055	056	057
058

Kanjani∞

059	060	061	062	063
064	065	066	067	068
069	070	071	072	073
074	075	076

SMAP

077	078	079	080	081
082	083	084	085	086
087	088	089	090	091
092	093	094	095	096
097	098	099	100	101
102	103	104	105	106
107	108	109	110	111
112	113	114	115	116
117	118	119	120	121
122

And because I need to use my 50+ gifs somewhere:



/NAKAI IS THE SHIT AND HE KNOWS IT
/FLAILS AND POINTS AT HIS TINY LITTLE SMILE-THING AT THE END

Comments

SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS. SRSLY.

[dictionarysays.livejournal.com]

Any comment that begins with a Peter Griffin quote is a telling sign of the awesome-ness that's about to appear before me (or something as equally fantastic as that).

I can admit to not being the biggest fan of FG, mostly because my brother is obsessed with it meaning he talks about it all the time, shit gets overboard and I can't stand it anymore. Hahah, but srsly, it had good points; the references were so not for children. Hell, even I had to wiki people after an episode or two.

But WTH. Stopping. If I keep going I'll digress (even more) from JE (and exceed characters--shit) and that's the LAST thing I'd ever want to do. /FISTPUMP

Um, you used the word 'rue'. AND APPROPRIATELY.

For that, I must give you this

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=Kimurasbeachbod.gif)

What connection Kimura's fine body has to any of this, I don't know, but I needed an excuse and I'll take whatever I can get--THAT, AND I mean, c'mon, it's Kim', if I can't recklessly use gifs like this, living life has lost any meaning.

/GOES OFF TO DROOL FOR A LITTLE BIT NOW

Hahaha! You know, I totally didn't mean it as an Ohno-pun but now I want it to be, so yes, yes, I constructed that sentence with wit in mind /HA

Dood. You definitely just went there. And this is what my face did when you proclaimed such an epic-friendship (because apparently my face is Sho's face Iwish)

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=ShoAH.gif)

I was actually ridiculously astounded I hadn't used this gif yet, especially since Sho's face was such a centerpiece of our convo' (always will be). I also reallyreally love how he goes from chipmunk to fat chipmunk in like, t-minus 2 seconds. He needs to srsly get in my pants.

Waitwaitwait. Is Tego actually as perverted as you claim or is this something in your wild fantasies? Because, I'm sorry, I've never understood how HE COULD BE SO CUTE. Like, wtf. Reasons like him make me want to know NEWS more. Hahah! And in terms of Nino's pervy-ness, because of Aiba's fascination with nipples, I like to keep him at the top (well, conversely, when compared amongst uh-rash-ee).

P.S. I srsly think this attempt at not being long-winded is going to UBER fail, which is awesome-cool on the one hand, bad for self-control skillz (skills? what skills?) on the other.

OHGOD. The idea of Johnny fathering Arashi? No, just. No. Way to scar me for life (I be sending you my therapy bills in the mail yo). I did really love the idea of Sho having big balls though, and see, he may not necessarily be the biological faja but he's most definitely the step-dad everyone thinks may as well be the real father because he's that awesome and who the hell's going to oppose that anyway?

We'll sic Aiba and his lanky limbs on anyone who tries.

Hahaha. Yes. Yes. /NODS SERIOUSLY Sho'munk law is the word, ain't no defying that shiz. You've also mentioned Sho's nuts twice (so far) and I'm thinking you have a thing for 'munks and their nuts in general (except we both know it's really just one specific 'munk and his nuts, tyvm).

I am stupendously certain, that somwhere, among all the old unsubbed and reallyreally raw Johnny's videos out there on the internetz and taped VHS', there's a clip of Nakai wearing a pioneer hat. He's worn everything else (okay fine, not dead penguins, but he's getting to it!), a pioneer hat would not be far off. /PICTURES BECAUSE THAT SHIT WOULD MAKE ANYONE'S LIFE

SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS SRSLY FAILED. SRSLY.

[dictionarysays.livejournal.com]

YOSH. Should we start an Arashi-must-wear-dead-penguin-hats-next-concert-or-die? (and by die it'll really just be code for dry-humping the life out of the five) petition. I think we could get the majority of the northern hemisphere to sign. And clearly Nakai would have to take some of the credit because he'd have us hung by our nipples if we did anything but.

Srsly, though. Johnny's costumes are created by the most epic of epic (I bet they don't even mean to be epic and it's sincere, 'we're trying to make them cool'--HA, how misguided by perfectly fine for us). Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't dare my worst enemy to wear any of those things, but, somehow, despite the glitter and the tassles and the sequins and the see-through (MM); they still manage to be hot. You're a true Johnny's if you can do that. :DD

The cast for the series looks crazy! Isn't Ken Watanabe in it too? Sho guest-stars?!. Um, why did no one notify me of this earlier? I will definitely be taking you up on that link-direction offer uber soon (if I do so now I won't get any work done--not that doing this is getting work done, BUT, it would be impolite to not respond as soon as possible so MANNERZ FTW).

Hahahahah! I'm srry. I actually died, went somewhere that was kinda' like heaven (except Nakai was manning the gates and he was being full-out ridiculous about not letting me in) and then came back down, thankfully, because the Neen's quote was just too hilarious, unbelievable and yet so believable at the same time. He TRULY said that? Honestly, anyone else and I'd be all, PFFFFFFFFT, but it's him, so all I can really do is titter and agree.

Also, as soon as I read that, I just knew this gif would be as relevant as relevant could get:

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=NinoGLITTERS.gif)

I BRING TO YOU, NEEBUS.

I've certainly been convinced in terms of Neenism, and mygod, you're spot on about the fan-service! I get the feeling if he were jesus, the fan-service would be so great, everything inside our pants would self-combust and I wouldn't regret a single thing because it would've been worth it (HOSHIT--YOUR OHMIYA--URF).

I don't have nearly as many Arashi-gifs as I'd like (ARASHI-GIF-MAKING-SPREE-COMING-SOON), but, I saved the best for last.

Your conclusion, srsly. If this were an English (Shogrish might be more apt) and I were the teacher, your Sho gif' would not only get an A+ for tying everything beautifully together but a nomination for Nobel Peace Prize (because yes, Sho's thrusts promote the making of love and not war--MORE IMPORTANTLY, is he offering to make love with each and every one of us?! dear god I hope so).

My face when I saw it was this:

(http://s513.photobucket.com/albums/t336/PornYesterday/Homemade%20Gifs%20FTW/?action=view&current=Ohnocreepergif.gif)

Still is (ignore the fact my face is apparently both Sho & Ohno-like).

Re: SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS SRSLY FAILED. SRSLY.

[spiralyte.livejournal.com]

Seriously ! And anyone who doesn't sign will get Kimura to shove kimchi in their faces (or up their vaginas? Even if they're non-existent 'cause he's got Harry Potter skillz like that!) 'cause it's a pun like that and he be making them uber-scared plus be looking fine at the same time.

See what I did there. I know you did.

Reading your comment I was just about to say that ! How weird it is (in an alternate universe, all of this makes perfect sense WUT) that even though they be looking completely ridiculous their mothers would disown them (and their cats & dogs and the munks living down the streets in the trees) they still look sexy ! Them Japanese people love doing the mind-screw. (Just about as much as they love doing the androgynous-female-looking-hawt thing. And they do that a lot. Another thing that makes sense in alternate universe. WUT.)

ZOMG YOUR POLITENESS BLINDS ME *I has no .gifs to display but blankness FTW* That link is right here good sir/madam *ZOMG GENDER CONFUSION WUT*

www.instantz.net/japanese/jdrama/IWGP.html

(If the links are dead *Dead links ftl, even worse than small nuts* let me know. I be directing you to another link)

YES KEN WATANABE'S SEXY OLD MAN BODY *as sexy as Nakai? DEBATABLE* IS IN IT ! He's hilarious. xD

OMG and TEH NEEBUS both amuses and kills and makes everything sparkly and makes me fall-out-of-my-chair-laughing and still manages to look super-duper scrumdiddlyumptious ('cause Willy Wonka scars little children away/to the candy man) & smexylicious.

I hate him/love him/want him in my pants/shirt all the time. Damn him to all eternity for being such a pretty boy bastard.

Yes, he really did say that. DAMN NAKAI WHY YOU BEING SO HASTY YOU AIN'T GOLD

Sorry. He had to be reprimanded. D:

"if he were jesus, the fan-service would be so great, everything inside our pants would self-combust and I wouldn't regret a single thing because it would've been worth it"

The Peter Griffin comment ain't even worth it for this one. I absolutely hate/love trying not to laugh at three-thirty in the morning and sounding like a complete tard and having my insides self-destruct while all the laughter tries to escape somehow, someway *aHURM* 'cause it makes me seem so durf-ishly amazing and silly and YOU are the cause.

Like, a-duh. Why would I complain? DESTROY EVERYTHING IN MY VIRGINAL PANTS BOIS

Oh but thens I wouldn't be a virgin... Oh, my boyfriend would not like that.

But it's all for Neebus so I's dun give a shit. xPPP

Zomg, I love that gif. Seriously. *steals and hoards like nuts*

UHGENN. I would love to see leh Arashi .gifs. :D :D :D :D ('cause your graphics are awesome, uh, duh)

OMG YOU WANT TO KILL ME (apparently you do) PLEASE KILL ME ('cause all I want for Christmas are Sho's nuts/the thrustista in my pants/MatsuJun in my socks)

HOLY SHIT WHEN DID I GET SO PERVERTED - MatsuJun in my socks? - uh, duh, the moment I met Johnny's. :D :D :D :D :D :D

('Cause even indirect meeting is cause for death and love and all that other awesome stuff that comes in warnings on Lysol bottles but you ignore anyway 'cause hospital beds are just too alluring to stay away from - DUH they give you more peace & quiet to fantasize about Sho-munks and faces that don't belong to you and sexy old men who refuse to let you into something-like-heaven) WUT.

THAT GIF TAKES THE CAKE (it's more confused than I was when I watched Nino kiss Aiba ! And that shiz made me pretty confused.)

This:

O_______________________O

Then this:

O///////////////////////O


:'D

Re: SRS ATTEMPT AT NOT EXCEEDING CHARACTERS. SRSLY.

[spiralyte.livejournal.com]

OMGDZ I'S REPLYING WITH A NEW ICON WUTZ

Oh and also, this reply is lyk so late, but YOU KNOW WUTZ, I'm sure you don't mind 'cause I's can'tz just ditch you like dat, nuh-uh.

D:

The title for your comment made me shiz myself it was so funny. Naw, but in all seriousness, it was very. xD

ZOMG YOU HAVE IMPLEMENTED THE KIMURA BODY MIND EXPLOSION

*now goes into overdrive for lyk 5 minutes*

Wow. WHAT a ride.

Oh the Sho-munk makes me think ballz. And now I knows he's gots pretty big ones 'cause I be watching the HnA episode where Sho be doing the pull-ups. HOLEY CHEEZ-ITZ. If that 'munk doesn't hoard nuts, I dun know who hoards nutz.

(I wish I hoarded nutz) *ish slapped*

*dies laughing for just about an hour/the real reason she could not reply to this awesome comment for a whole month*

ZOMG. You'se figureds me's outz !!!! I must go into hiding now... OHNOES !

Bahaha, Ohno puns ftw. xD

We has no skillz. The same way NeenPeen can't resist Ohno-ban in bed and Aiba's obsession with aminals (squirrels in his pants?) and the Sho-munk with the nuts.. OhmyGAWD, MY BRAIN IS FRIED.

How many times has it been now with the nuts? Man, I really needz me a good Sho icon to illustrate all this nutzness.

You know what I be doing with them therapy bills? I be ripping them up and feeding them to my MUNK. OH jess. He be feeling the therapy bills coming out his booteh in the most uncomfortable way.

Most. Uncomfortable.

(More uncomfortable than the Sho-munk and his big, fat nuts?) Oh, yes.

Much. more. than that.

But not much more than Nakai wearing anything-hats. Even munks. Even really big fat squirrel nut munks. (z'okay, sumbudy stop me!) x3