HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY BB!!
i hope lj isn't lying to me,
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But srsly. Srsly. Without a doubt, you are one of the COOLEST people I've met on lj and have had the pleasure to consistently hold completely incoherent conversations with and still have it make so much sense. ♥♥♥
Who else would legitimize Kimahontas with me? 8DD It's not a cop out when I say there's no feasible way I can even begin to properly explain the amount of love and respect I have for you, liiike. Not only do you have a master's degree in crack, but you flail like the best of them, and people like you are the reason for my inappropriate amount of time spent on lj. This doesn't do any justice to your awesome existence, but it's a start, and I just want to wish you an amazing vaginal escape day and think Kim' needs to show up at your door today. Just Saying. ;DDD
CRAPPILY DONE BIRTHDAY PRESENT OF DOOOOOOOOM
Ofc Nakai's John Smith. ♥