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dictionarysays) wrote2010-10-13 08:55 pm
(SMAP) We Are SMAP! (Part 3)
We Are SMAP!
Kimura/Nakai, SMAP | PG | Part 3
Nakai’s locked himself in the janitor’s closet.
“I don’t actually want to have sex with you, you know,” says Nakai.
Kimura nods understandingly, despite the fact he’s on the other side of the door. “I know. Neither does Shingo.”
“Tsuyoshi might though,” Nakai tries to stretch his arms but three feet is the closet’s limit.
Kimura tries the doorknob again. “You coming out or what?”
“It’s your fault, y’know—pulling out that sex appeal power shit.”
Kimura tries not to laugh. “I know.”
“I don’t know if I want to cry or ridicule you endlessly for, like, what, being the human aphrodisiac now?” Nakai pouts in the dark, slapping a broom.
Kimura laughs into the door, “I didn’t have much say.”
What Nakai really wants to say is, “How is this power any different from every day?” but he unlocks the door instead and rolls his eyes extra hard at the grin all over Kimura’s face.
WHAM!
Goro realizes he’s putting his life in danger by doing this, but Shingo claims he’d never take him seriously and Tsuyoshi’s still somewhat scared of Nakai’s extendable limbs.
Nakai’s sighing through his teeth and paying no mind to his leg that’s blocking both doors when Goro floats over. He prays for mercy and tells Nakai, “Come with me.” It’s dumb, he knows, and the what-do-you-mean-come-with-me look Nakai shoots him reiterates that.
Nakai holds on tighter than Goro thought he would, the feeling is strange but not bad (with Kimura, it may as well have been his superpower)—Goro points out the birds in season and Nakai dares him to crash into a skyscraper. There are a few close calls every time Goro dares, Nakai squeezes and denies his series of raspy screams later.
He lands on a really tall office building, the sky dark, stars low. Nakai tries reaching for the apartment across the street; he’s rambling about being Spiderman’s cousin but even better because he doesn’t need dinky spider web glue.
Goro’s trying to figure out how to go about this. Shingo had come up with a script, apparently Tsuyoshi had edited; but he thought something like this had to come from the heart.
“Why haven’t you told him yet?” Nakai stops talking, but he still wants to reach.
There’s a pause, then Nakai says, “You know.”
“We all do.”
“Does he?”
Goro considers floating between the two buildings, “Don’t know.”
“I used to think he'd show up one day psychic.” Nakai laughs weakly, turning to look at Goro with something akin to relief.
BAM!
Kimura knows there’s something wrong.
Tsuyoshi starts making Nakai coffee with his mind and the older man doesn’t complain once. Shingo avoids his questions by distracting him with what TOKIO’s wearing next door (everyone knows they’re naked more often than not so Kimura has no idea how this works). Goro, the one person he thought he could trust, tells him he’s reconsidering flight—so Kimura has nothing to do but approach Nakai himself.
“The AD said he had to lock another staff in the washroom until they cooled down. Are you even trying to control your pheromones?” Nakai mumbles.
Kimura’s standing in the doorway. Nakai knows because the hairs on the back of his neck lift but mostly because his spidey senses are tingling.
“What’s going on?” Nakai chooses to ignore the question by stretching his arm out the door and around the corner. A few seconds later, Shingo yells a string of obscenities (“I’ll get Tsuyopon to dismember your arm with his brain!”) and Nakai’s giggling as he lets his arm back into the room.
Kimura doesn’t stop the smile that grows on his face but he stops Nakai cold by touching his arm.
“Nakai.”
Nakai opens his mouth once, twice, it’s his best impression of a fish yet.
Kimura thinks this has gone on long enough so he kisses his mouth—it’s effectively shut.
Nakai pulls back after a minute, “Just so you know, me kissing back has nothing to do with your power—totally voluntary.”
Kimura laughs out like a little boy and Nakai has never been so thankful for his arms when he can shut the door, pull Kimura in close and kiss him at the exact same time.
ZAP!
Kimura’s superpower is definitely kissing.
Fuck flying.
HIYAA!
The next morning Nakai’s humming Serori off-key.
“Somebody got laid.” A prop pineapple zooms across the room and clobbers Shingo upside the head after he says that (Tsuyoshi's moved up to bigger fruit).
Kimura grins with his eyes and Nakai knows the tingle that shoots up his spine is completely natural.
Goro thinks about flying to the moon.
A/N: Uh. Yeah. I had a lot of fun writing this—like, too much fun. Go figure. I don't know how this badboy ending up being six pages, since it's a shit load of ridiculous and making SMAP do things they don't usually do (HA). I still hope you can see what's essentially SMAP in spite of the superpowers and overall quirk? :DD
PART 1, PART 2
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Will comment when I read this again, and filter through my amusement at all the their superpowers and reach the SMAP love below ;)
But it was highly entertaining. I can tell you've been talking to me too much by the loving jibes at Nakai every uh, two sentences or so.
<3
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Hahaha, yosh. I promise you, the center is all gooey-SMAP goodness. P:
Ohman! Nakai's like, my fall back guy. He's cute and I tend to imagine his reactions to be downright adorable and completely amusing, sooooo--I could't resist making fun of him the whole way through. Hahah. It helps that he's a dork! /NAKAI-LOVE FTW
Can't wait to see what you think. :Db
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Kimura nods understandingly, despite the fact he’s on the other side of the door. “I know. Neither does Shingo.”
"Tsuyoshi might though,” Nakai tries to stretch his arms but three feet is the closet’s limit.
Liar, because how could anyone not want Kimura? HUH? He's in denial. DENIAL.
What Nakai really wants to say is, “How is this power any different from every day?” but he unlocks the door instead and rolls his eyes extra hard at the grin all over Kimura’s face.
Exactly. EXACTLY. But how does he stop himself from kissing grinning Kimura? I don't know.
Goro’s trying to figure out how to go about this. Shingo had come up with a script, apparently Tsuyoshi had edited; but he thought something like this had to come from the heart.
Awww, trust Goro to understand Kimura and what he wants best.
“I used to think he'd show up one day psychic.” Nakai laughs weakly, turning to look at Goro with something akin to relief.
Aww, I wanna hug poor Nakai-kun and tell him it's okay - we all feel like that sometimes. And I know how it all sounds very possible, because it's Kimura Takuya we're talking?
Kimura’s standing in the doorway. Nakai knows because the hairs on the back of his neck lift but mostly because his spidey senses are tingling.
Spidey senses my foot. More like you're obsessed with Kimura and so you've remembered the way he smells, and how his foot steps sound, and because you're kinda psychic when it comes to Kimura-kun. And yes, I was going mad there talking to Nakai-kun, not you, dearie. :X
Kimura laughs out like a little boy and Nakai has never been so thankful for his arms when he can shut the door, pull Kimura in close and kiss him at the exact same time.
AWWWWW. AWWWWW. AWWWWW. That was just perfect. PERFECT. AWWWWW. -heart meltsss- <3 <3
Goro thinks about flying to the moon.
Please bring Tsuyopon with you? Pretty please? He'd like it?
Awww, all in all, I loved the craziness and all that hidden love in this fic. It took my slow brain a while to wrap my head around what was happening, but once I did, I loved it! I must admit, I was too curious the first time I read it, and I sped read through everything trying to get to everyone's superpowers quickly... But rereading it again was lovely and it totally brightened up my day :D It was fun, funny, pretty and gorgeous altogether. <3
Heartsssss. I love how you wrote this in darling Nakai-kun's POV because he was a dork, adorkable and absolutely adorbs. <3 I love you more, bb. <3 On days like that, I'm just feelin' so lucky that there are so many awesome fic writers in SMAP fandom, and they're all my friends!
Muacksssss. [Don't feel obliged to reply to all three comments!]
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"Kimura’s superpower is definitely kissing.
Fuck flying." - I so love this part :)
It's amazing how you was able to show each of them through their superpowers... I hope you had as much fun writing it as I had while reading it
Thank you so much for such amazing fanfic :)
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Thanks, btw! I totally appreciate the nice comments. I'm glad you enjoyed it as well. It's definitely not everyone's cup of tea and a little on the wonky side.
Aaah. The superpowers matched the members? Suhweet. I tried my darndest to get as much of them across through them, don't know how successful that was but if it worked for you, I'm a happy camper. :)
Thanks again! Guh, this is nothing close to amazing BUT I'll take that compliment gladly and nurture it always. :DD
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And Nakai and his thongs, omg, can't stop
droolinglaughing XDThis was hilarious. Superpowers never fail! XDDDD
Aaaaaand, I know which fic inspired you. (it's a DBSK fic right? nyeheeee, I knew at the Human Pheromone stuff XDDD)
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Maaan, it's been a good day for 2TOP 'fics. There were so many updates suddenly and all 2TOP and I can't lie, it probably made me happy in the pants too. :DD
Nakai would look sexy (mostly sosocute-when-can-I-take-him-home?!) in a thong. Nothing wrong with picturing~~
Yeah! The DBSK-'fic. I remember reading that badboy over and over again years ago. Now I don't remember what it's called or anything but I remembered it in the summer and realized, SMAP would be so fun to write in a similar premise and can't lie. And I'm pretty sure Kim' already has that superpower /POINTS AT HIS CONSISTENT HOTNESS NO MATTER WHAT
I'm glad it was funny! I was worried it was more like, Eeeeeeeeeh? LAME. But you eased my concerns. :DDD
Thanks!!
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OH YES. ME WANT.
And indeed, I think I spent my day reading 2TOP fics since I woke up! So many stories all around! :DDD MAKES ME SO HAPPY, RAWR.
It is NOT lame. It is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD~ Yosh! ♥
*squishes just because*
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And I agree with Nakai, how is that different from him without the superpower? ^^
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will comment more after the weekend, kick me if I don't.
Super Men Always Perfect = My Heart
I loved the build up of the ~superpowers~ and things like Shingo totally abusing his power to peep at everyone's underwear, LOL, and his (presumably rejected) request for Kimura to go commando. I can't say I blame him for trying. Kimura is a tough customer, but it would be worth the efforts.
I loved the 2TOP because I ♥ 2TOP. 2TOOOP. |D Nakai pillowing his head as he slept made my tummy go flippy, and 2TOP kissing is always shmexy. Approved.
I also loved the banterrrrr that ran amock. Lots of beautiful, glorious banter. And how Nakai was happy to have big boy shoes now, lols forever. So yeah, it still felt very ~SMAP~, even if it was superpowery and quirky.
I must go SLEEP, but it was a wonderful, entertaining read. Love it, bb~ ♥
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This is a brilliant parody of the fanfic trope in which two characters hide in a broom closet together and end up having sex - in this case, Nakai locks himself in a broom closet in order to avoid having sex!
Nakai dares Goro to fly close to buildings - Goro does it - Nakai screams! I love that.
“Just to clarify, me kissing back has nothing to do with your power—totally voluntary.”
Glad to hear it!
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Kimura laughs out like a little boy and Nakai has never been so thankful for his arms when he can shut the door, pull Kimura in close and kiss him at the exact same time."
"Kimura’s superpower is definitely kissing.
Fuck flying."
I like this <33 thak you for 2TOP *_*
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it was amazing how the superpowers matched the members and in general I think the writing captures their characters very well in this quirky way. Shingo the pervert was so natural about it [convincing Kimu to go commando - I think we have some common interests there, Shingo!], Nakai that suddenly became long was perfectly annoying. Tsuyopon and Goro were really sweet throughout the whole thing, especially Goro in his very Goro way [and don't ask me what that's supposed to mean, Goro is one big quirk on his own even without superpowers] because I'm recently flooded with love for Goro all over again. I thought while reading that Kimu doesn't need any superpowers because he already has one of reducing people to incoherent puddles of goo [as if there existed coherent puddles of goo...] and then bam! you actually make that into his superpower. :D I'm totally with Nakai on how is that different from usual.
btw, I really liked the form of this fic, how it's made of those short scenes, and the fact that they're divided with all the superherostories like sounds is cute. uhm, I think this comment is very not in order and all over the place, but whatever. ;)
there's a lot of completely pointless things they do, like getting Dragon Quest to Shingo's apartment or the underwear guessing game [while it's not really guessing because Shingo can see it and lol at Nakai and his thongs], but they didn't actually strike me as pointless when I was reading for the first time. I suppose they just perfectly fit the story and I embraced them together with the whole superpower thing. I think what I'm trying to say here is that not making sense makes perfect sense to me.
the Kimu/Nakai was very subtly inserted and I almost forgot about it by the time I got to the 3rd part - or I just take for granted that Nakai has hots for Kimu
and who hasn't?and it seems so natural I don't pay much attention to it, either way, I didn't really expect for them to actually get something done about it. so the ending took me a bit by surprise but it was such a good and oh so good a surprise! :D basically, I'm totally in love with it, the whole part from BAM! til the end is so lovely and sexy and adorable and ohmygod yes. because Kimura’s superpower is definitely kissing and I'm thinking, but I'm sure it's more than kissing, and thisThe next morning Nakai’s humming Serori off-key.
“Somebody got laid.” A prop pineapple zooms across the room and clobbers Shingo upside the head after he says that (Tsuyoshi's moved up to bigger fruit).
is just pure win and makes me grin like an idiot.
I don't think I'm expressing my love properly or expressively enough, because my *flail* is somewhere on vacation or I dunno what, so I'll just say it explicitly: it was fucking amazing. really cute and really quirky and with the quirk so well done, I couldn't not love it. I'll be definitely coming back to read it when I need something to cheer up. ♥